Cougar Pickup Lines

Cougar Pickup Lines : Are you afraid that you don’t look too good ? Most people has the fear that they will be rejected by women because of their looks or so.Most women doesn’t care about looks,they care about how good are you as a person,Whether if you are witty/have a sense of humour.Pickup lines work great while impressing women.If you don’t have any,we have made a list of some pickup lines read below.

• “Fat penguin” (What!?) “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
• “If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”
• “My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!”
• “You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.”
• “Do you want to go to breakfast?” (Sure) “Should I call you, or nudge you?”
• “Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted”
• “You must wash your clothes with windex… because I can see myself in your pants!”
• “Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?”
• “Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you’re the best a man can get”
• “I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you”
• “Wanna go halves on a bastard???” (Non-serious)
• “Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?”
• “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
• First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say “I’m sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!”
• “The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my crib and spread the word.”
• “You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”
• You say “You look just like my first wife” she says “How many times have you been married?” you say “never”.
• “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
• “I’m not actually this tall, I’ve got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.”
• “Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!”
• “Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?”
• “I’m going to have sex with you tonight, so… you might as well be there.”
• “Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “f**k it”. “
• “Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”
• “If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.”
• “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
• “What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?” (smile and wink)
• “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”
• “Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?”
• “I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. “
• “you say “I’m sorry, but you owe me a drink” she says “Why?” you say “Because I dropped mine when I looked at you”
• “Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop. “
• “Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it. “
• “Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”
• “What’s your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?”
• “Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”
• “I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.”
• “How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that “pops” up!”
• “If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”
• “Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?”
• “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. “
• “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
• “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
• “Nice shoes, wanna f**k?”
• “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
• “What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”
• “Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”
• You say “Do you want to do a 68?” she says “What’s that?” you say “You go down, and I’ll owe you one.”
• Go up to a girl and say “Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee”
• “Come on sweetheart, why don’t you just let me put the head in…” – what a classic
• “Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.”